Cover letter of the month;
Dear [REDACTED ( Read more... )

Dear, dearest internet; it is three in the morning and boy am I sort of tired. I think it is time to bum you all out. I need you to realize how annoyed I am. I am pretty annoyed. Below the cut find

yes!

A list of my publications and rejections so far. I will update this list as rejection letters come streaming in, pissing red hot acid into my ( Read more... )

Dear New Yorker ( Read more... )

My submission letters are getting stranger with every subsequent rejection.

Compare the following; one of my first submissions, to 'Vestal Review' (A market I, hrm, seem to have forgotten completely since. Are they still active?), the 24th of January, 2006;

"Vestal Review ( Read more... )